The Ultimate Insult Generator

Mike Barfield

£12.99

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Hachette Children's Group
14 August 2025
ISBN: 9781510231962
Spiral bound
100 pages

From the publisher

This fabulously fun - and freshly updated - flipbook allows you to generate 60 million brilliantly beastly insults for all occasions.

Inside you will discover:

Hilarious heckles for silencing sassy siblings

Teasing taunts to make best friends snigger

Madcap comebacks to confuse mum and dad

Playful put-downs for frenemies and enemies

Ever wanted to tell your sister she is as fragrant as an elephant's undies (but a world authority on Taylor Swift)? Or have you ever had the urge to accuse your grandma of dreaming of a dinosaur's dungheap? Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the last word, not to mention the last laugh!